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What Not To Do According to Krispy Kreme

What Not To Do According to Krispy Kreme

What Krispy Kreme's Fall Should Teach Every Restaurant Owner

I remember the first time I saw that neon sign glowing in the darkness of night—the HOT NOW beacon that promised something more than just sugar and dough. It was a signal, a siren call to believers and skeptics alike. Pull over. Stop what you're doing. Magic is happening right now, behind this glass, and you can be part of it.

That was Krispy Kreme in its glory days. Not just a donut shop, but a theater of transformation. You'd watch those rings of dough float through their oil bath, emerge golden and glistening, pass through the waterfall of glaze, and arrive on your plate still radiating heat. The donut would collapse on your tongue with barely any chewing required—a sweet, ephemeral thing that existed somewhere between solid and cloud.

Then some bright minds in private equity decided they knew better.

The numbers tell a brutal story. From over two billion in value down to 680 million since being acquired. That's not a market correction or a temporary setback. That's a company systematically dismantling everything that made it special, one quarterly earnings report at a time. And here's the thing every restaurant operator needs to understand: this wasn't just bad luck.

This was a choice. A series of choices, actually, each one defensible in isolation, each one catastrophic in aggregate.

Let's start with the donuts themselves. The corporate pigs shrunk them. Not dramatically—you probably wouldn't notice if you hadn't been paying attention for years. But your body knows. Your mouth remembers. That perfect ratio of glaze to dough, the way the sweetness used to linger just long enough before you reached for another—they recalibrated all of it.

Smaller donuts mean better margins, right?

Except when your entire brand is built on abandon and abundance, on that moment of glazed excess that makes you feel like you're getting away with something. It was a treat. It was a reward. Make your product stingy, and you've broken the agreement.

Then the fat cats decided to double the price. Not in response to ingredient costs or labor pressures that everyone could understand and accept. They just flat out doubled it, because they could. Because some spreadsheet said people would still pay. And people did pay, for a while, out of habit and nostalgia. But every time you hand over that money, you're doing mental math. You're comparing what you're getting now to what you remember getting before. You're feeling the weight of the box, lighter than it used to be. You're not getting stronger... the value is getting weaker. You're tasting something that's good, sure, but not twenty-two dollars good. Not anymore.

The coffee is almost too painful to discuss. Coffee in a donut shop doesn't have to be revelatory—it just has to be honest. Hot and fresh and strong enough to cut through the sugar. It's the yin to the donut's yang. But when you start serving something that tastes like it was brewed yesterday and reheated in a microwave, you're telling your customers exactly how much you respect them. You're saying their experience doesn't matter. You're saying you don't care if they come back.

And those fan favorite donuts they discontinued? Each one was a connection point, a reason for someone to choose you over the place next door. Maybe it was the glazed cream that was a part of someone's daily routine. Maybe it was that particular cruller that reminded someone of their grandmother. These aren't just products—they're tiny monuments to loyalty. When you tear them down to save pennies, to simplify your production line, you are not streamlining.

You're severing relationships.

The elimination of coupons and discounts might have looked like brand positioning. Premium brands don't discount, right? Except Krispy Kreme was never a premium brand. It was a democratic brand. It was the place where everyone, regardless of income, could occasionally indulge in something that felt extravagant. Those coupons were permission slips. They gave families a reason to make a special trip. They turned a Tuesday into a celebration. Take that away, and you're not elevating your brand—you're just making it less accessible, less human.

Here's what the private equity playbook always misses: restaurants aren't just businesses. They're relationships. They're rituals. They're the places where your memories form their own architecture. You can't optimize that. You can't squeeze it into a cheaper mold without losing the very thing that made it valuable in the first place.

I've seen this pattern play out across the industry. Some brilliant financial minds acquire a beloved brand, and immediately they see all this inefficiency. All this waste. All these opportunities to extract value. And they're right, technically. You can make the portions smaller. You can source cheaper ingredients. You can cut staff. You can raise prices. Each decision, in isolation, makes perfect sense.

But restaurants don't exist in isolation. They exist in the lived experience of human beings who have alternatives, who have memories, who have breaking points. You can coast on nostalgia for a while, but nostalgia is a finite resource. Eventually, people stop coming back because they remember what you used to be. They come back—or don't—because of what you are right now.

The most insidious part is that these strategies work brilliantly in the short term. Profits do spike. Efficiency does improve. The quarterly reports look fantastic. By the time the long-term damage becomes visible, the people who made these decisions have often moved on to their next acquisition, their next turnaround story. They're not around to see the empty parking lots, the dark HOT NOW signs, the company valued at a third of what it once was.

So here's my warning to every restaurant owner, operator, and would-be savior of struggling brands: your customers are not numbers on a spreadsheet. They're people with long memories and infinite options. When you shrink portions, raise prices, cut quality, eliminate variety, and remove any sense of value or generosity from the transaction, you're not optimizing a business model. You're killing a relationship.

And once that relationship is dead, all the marketing budgets and rebranding campaigns in the world won't resurrect it. Because your customers will remember. They'll remember what you used to be, what you promised, what you took away. They'll remember that you stopped caring about them somewhere along the way, that you decided short-term profits mattered more than long-term trust.

The hot light is still glowing at some Krispy Kreme locations. But it doesn't mean what it used to mean. It's not a promise anymore. It's a memorial to what happens when you forget that the product was never really about the donuts.

It was about the moment. And you can't value-engineer a moment without destroying it entirely.


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